Fall puns

Welcome to my page of Fall puns! If you don’t love some fall dad jokes or good and bad puns, it’s time to say good pie. Here are 100+ of my favorite autumn wordplay jokes, funny fall sayings, pumpkin puns, and seasonal sillies.

Fall puns

Fall puns

  1. It’s Fall coming back to me now.
  2. Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
  3. I’m totally fall-ing for you.
  4. In one Fall swoop, its autumn again!
  5. Wow, we’ve come Fall circle this year.
  6. Let’s just Fall it a day.
  7. And we lived apple-y ever after :)
  8. We are Fall about good times around here!
  9. Give me a Fall sometime!
  10. The Fall of the wild.
  11. Bet your Autumn dollar its my favorite season!
  12. We’re in for the long Fall together.
  13. Time to Fall ass!
  14. What a wonderFall world!
Autumn leafs a smile on my face - home for the harvest blog

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Autumn leaves puns

  1. Autumn leaves a smile on my face.
  2. Autumn sure brings re-leaf from that summer heat.
  3. Don’t leaf me hanging like that.
  4. Don’t leaf without me!
  5. Don’t stop be-leafing!
  6. I be-leaf in you!
  7. I can’t be-leaf my eyes.
  8. I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery today!
  9. Let’s breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
  10. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe its Maple leaves.
  11. Orange you glad autumn came early this year?
  12. Orange you ready to leaf yet?
  13. Please don’t leaf me behind.
  14. Some people are just un-be-leaf-able.
  15. This fall color is un-be-leaf-able!
  16. You’re un-be-leaf-able!

Pumpkin puns

  1. Go on Pumpkin, bake my day.
  2. Hay there pumpkin ;)
  3. I’m a pun-king.
  4. Just Pumpkin some iron in the gym today
  5. Do you feel lucky Pumpkin?
  6. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Pumpkin pie puns - i only have pies for you, baby.
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Pumpkin pie puns

  1. I only have pies for you, baby.
  2. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
  3. Pie beg to differ!
  4. The best that money can pie!
  5. As far as the pie can see…
  6. Eyes on the pies, guys!
  7. I s’pie with my little eye…
  8. You + me = pumpkin pi
That’ll do spicely! - pumpkin spice latte jokes for instagram - home for the harvest blog
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Pumpkin spice puns

  1. I love my pumpkin spice a latte!
  2. Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
  3. There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
  4. Pumpkin spice, spice, baby…
  5. That’ll do spicely!

Chai latte puns

  1. Don’t even chai, witch.
  2. Going to give it the old college Chai.
  3. Just chai-ing some time.
  4. Sit down and breathe a Chai of relief
Halloween puns - bow down, witches.
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Halloween puns

  1. Bow down, witches.
  2. We’re carving out some leisure time.
  3. I’m scarecrow-ed to ask.
  4. If you’ve got it, haunt it!
  5. I’m just here for the boos.
  6. Just creepin’ it real, boo.
  7. Just showing off my resting Witch face.
  8. Let’s get lit.
  9. Stay boo-tiful my dears.
  10. That story has a scary-tale ending!
  11. Trick-or-Treat yo self!
  12. What comes around ghosts around.
  13. Witch better have my candy.
  14. You’re the candy apple of my eye.
  15. Your group costume is #squadghouls
Drink up witches instagram post

Thanksgiving puns

  1. Do you have thyme to make the stuffing?
  2. I’m not sure I can cornu-cope-ia with a big family gathering this year.
  3. My cornu-cup-ia runneth over.

Fall garden puns

  1. Aww shucks, I love fall harvest.
  2. Cob’s your uncle!
  3. Don’t be so acorn-y.
  4. Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
  5. Hello gourd-geous!
  6. Here today, corn tomorrow
  7. I’m feeling the kale of the wild.
  8. It’s time to turn-ip over another leaf.
  9. Let’s keep things above gourd.
  10. Life’s gourd, but then you pie.
  11. Maize I have another serving?
  12. Mother maize I?
  13. Mum’s the word!
  14. Oh my gourd, is fall ever beautiful.
  15. Yard work is all rakes and pains.
  16. You’re looking gourd-geous!

Fall crop puns

  1. Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
  2. That’s a load of crop.
  3. Crop it like its hot!
  4. You’d better crop around.
  5. Cut the crop!
  6. We’re out here busting our crops!
  7. At the crop of a hat.

Fall one-liners

  1. How did the tree explain its behavior? It said, “I’m getting ready to turn over a new leaf.”
  2. How do you show a vampire a good time? Make it fang-tastic!
  3. If money grows on trees, then we’re raking it in.
  4. What are you studying in math class? Apple pi.
  5. What band do autumn vandals listen to? The Smashing Pumpkins.
  6. What did Autumn say to Summer? Make like a tree and leaf!
  7. What did the corncob say to the choking diner? Looks like you bit off more than you corn chew.
  8. What did the customer say at the farmer’s market? That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.
  9. What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I’m hollow inside.
  10. What did the lawn say to the rake? Leaf me alone already!
  11. What did the leaf say when autumn arrived? I’m fall-ing for you!
  12. What did the sad ghost say to its friends? I’ve got a case of the boos.
  13. What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
  14. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit flavor? Boo-berry!
  15. What kind of parent makes their kids costume from scratch? Mummy of the year.
  16. What kind of vehicle did they use for the hayride? An Autumn-mobile, of course!
  17. What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
  18. Who threw the best Halloween party this year? The ghost-ess with the most-est!
  19. Why couldn’t the neighbors finish their yard work? They had too many rakes and pains.
  20. You don’t like the outdoors!? Un-be-leaf-able.
  21. Every time I finish eating pumpkin pies, I am amazed at how fast gourd things come to and end.
  22. What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I’m fallin’ for you.
  23. I’m only picking apples that are red-ily available.

Thanksgiving one-liners

  1. How do you like your apple pie? Any way you spice it.
  2. What did the guests say when they left Thanksgiving dinner? Good pie and good cluck.
  3. What did the pie crust say to the turkey? I crusted you!
  4. What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I’m still stuffed.
  5. What’s the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
  6. What’s the main dish for Thanksgiving this year? Oh, it’s fowl.
  7. Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall puns - autumn leafs a smile on my face.
Mary Jane Duford
Mary Jane Duford

Mary Jane Duford is a quintessential Canadian gardener. An engineer by trade, she tends to an ever-expanding collection of plants. In her world, laughter blooms as freely as her flowers, and every plant is raised with a dash of Canadian grit.

Mary Jane is a certified Master Gardener and also holds a Permaculture Design Certificate. She's also a proud mom of three, teaching her little sprouts the crucial difference between a garden friend and foe.

When she's not playing in the dirt, Mary Jane revels in her love for Taylor Swift, Gilmore Girls, ice hockey, and the surprisingly soothing sounds of bluegrass covers of classic hip-hop songs. She invites you to join her garden party, a place where you can share in the joy of growing and where every day is a new opportunity to find the perfect spot for yet another plant.

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